Many apologies to my beautiful readers for not having answered any of your emails for so long - and to Netribution for not following my first column yet - but please rest assuredly that I have not been stroking my thumbs. I have been hard at work on my latest book, Delivery Device for Mr Meme: Cinema's Dark Con of Man, which should be ready at some point before 2012. I would like to offer the rea…

Reader problem. I have ended up in a marriage with someone I don’t love. There was someone I did love but it didn’t work out, the timing was wrong. Anyway, I’ve told my best friend and he thinks its crazy. And we’re you know, best friends since school. And I’ve kind of stopped talking to people about my stuff and starting to plan how I can escape. And my partner is talking about children. Please…