{source}<object width="700" height="525"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FKAFKA_AIRPORT_article.jpg&videoid=94031&title=Prague%27s%20Franz%20Kafka%20International%20Named%20World%27s%20Most%20Alienating%20Airport" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf"type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="430"flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FKAFKA_AIRPORT_article.jpg&videoid=94031&title=Prague%27s%20Franz%20Kafka%20International%20Named%20World%27s%20Most%20Alienating%20Airport"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/pragues_franz_kafka_international">Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport</a>{/source}