The Golden Twerp Awards - The Five Greatest Pieces of Nonsense Uttered in The Name of Film 5. 'Everyone who goes to the movie theatres ends up in the bathroom. Most people rate the movie theatres by the condition of the bathroom than anything else.' - Robert Hotch, president of Modular Hardware (suppliers of toilets to multiplexes) 4. 'I wouldn't want to become an adult in every sense of the word. Who the hell does?' - Leonardo Di Caprio 3. 'Your Lord Puttnam was right: It's up to you guys to make your history more interesting than our version of your history.' - Sherl Bearlstrom on Hollywood's oft insulting misrepresentation of historical fact. 2. 'On the surface, it's not foreign, but it's completely foreign. We speak the same language without speaking the same language at all.' - Renee Zellweger, on the US and the UK and the winner is: 1. 'Clueless was very deep. It was deep in the way that it was very light. Lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's to be true lightness.' - Alicia Silverstone
TheAll The President's Zen Award - The Dumbest Comments by a President-elect Award. 5. 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.' 4. 'I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future.' 3. 'For NASA, Space is still a high priority.' 2. 'It's time for the human race to enter the Solar System.' and the winner is: 1. 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
Boom-shack-alak - The Five Greatest Boom Operator Anthems 5. Mr Boombastic - Shabba Ranks 4. Boom Boom Shake The Room - Fresh Prince 3. Something In The Air - Phil Collins 2. Carry That Weight - The Beatles and the winner is: 1. I Ain't Gonna Bump No More - Jean Knight
Beck-wit - The Sports lack-of-personality Of The Year 5. 'He's using his strength and that is his strength, his strength.' - Kevin Keegan 4. 'I'd love to play abroad for one of the big Italian clubs like Barcelona.' - Aston Villa's Mark Draper 3. 'Historically, host nations do well in Euro 2000.' - Trevor Brooking 2. 'People say footballers have terrible taste in music but I would dispute that. In the car at the moment I've got The Corrs, Cher, Phil Collins, Shania Twain and Rod Stewart.' - Andy Gray and the winner is: 1. 'I would like to have Brooklyn christened but I'm not sure which religion yet.' - David Beckham
Harry Goes to Hollywood - The Ten Greatest Films Titles Involving Harry 10. Wild About Harry (2000) 9. Harry Is On The Boat (2001) 8. How Harry Became A Tree (2001) 7. Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone(2001) 6. Harry He's Here To Help (2000) 5. Dirty Harry (1971) 4. Deconstructing Harry (1997) 3. Achtung Harry! Augen Auf (1926) 2. Adventures of Hairbreadth Harry (1920) and the winner is: 1. Harry Fox & His Six American Beauties (1929)
Z's dead? - The 10 Greatest Film Titles Starting with Z 10. Zoo in Budapest - Rowland V Lee (1933) 9. Zelig - Woody Allen (1984) 8. Zee & Co. - Brian Hutton (1972) 7. Zed & Two Noughts, A - Peter Greenaway (1985) 6. Ziegfeld Follies - Vincente Minnelli (1945) 5. Zorba The Greek - Michael Cacoyannis (1964) 4. Zandy's Bride - Jan Troell (1974) 3. Zabriskie Point - Michelangelo Antonioni (1970) 2. Zardoz - John Boorman (1974) and the winner is: 1. Zorro, The Gay Blade - Peter Medak (1981)
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